The Infamous Rick Reed Questions

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The lovely and talented Julie Hayes asks visitors to her blog, Full Moon Dreaming to answer a piercingly fun set of questions she calls the "Rick Reed Questions". I loved answering them, and I dare you to answer some as well. Read this interview and post a comment with an answer to one of the Rick Reed Questions and you will be entered to win a print copy of the "Some Like It Sweet" Ellora's Cave Anthology!

Blurb from Nancy's Sweet Spelling Bee, my story in Some Like It Sweet:

A hot, sexy roan werewolf spends six months planning a romantic proposal for his werejaguar mate. So, what does he do when the night before all his plans come to fruition, she suddenly proposes to him after a spicy tryst on the kitchen floor? He chokes, of course. She runs off into the night, a sleek black jaguar so good at hiding, not even a werewolf could find her.

Will Robert Wakely ever get Nancy Gardener to talk to him again, much less marry him? Between the memories of their romps and some romantic and provocative gifts, Nancy is wooed well. Get ready for a Valentine’s spelling bee full of candy, sexy fun and surprising twists, where everyone is a winner in the end.

So, on to the Questions and My Answers!

1) You’re marooned on a small island with one person and one item of your choice—who is that person and what item do you have?

It is so darn boring to say my husband, but frankly, he is an incredibly capable, amazingly resourceful and pragmatic person. He’d get off his duff and help us survive, and we never ever run out of things to talk about.

As for the item, it would either be a sonic screwdriver or a really deluxe swiss army knife. Always a good thing to have unless you are being prodded by TSA.

2) Which musical would you say best exemplifies your life – and which character in that musical are you?

I love musicals, but I am so not a character in one. I tend to organize people, but not myself. Make impassioned speeches, but be internally conflicted. It’s not a popular musical, but there’s a version of Emma I saw with my local theater company, and I am very afraid that I might just be Emma. I hope I have better matchmaking skills though. Secretly, I wish I was Elphaba. I love the color green and I would kill to fly (or hit those notes)!

3) Take these three words and give me a 100 word or less scenario using them: novel, model, and periodically

I opened my email today, which can be a prosaic endeavor to vanish spam or an painful skewering of my editorial hopes, but periodically can be quite the adventure. Today was my lucky day. The art department sent me a new cover for my latest novel. Would it me a boring, forgettable sigh, or a luscious inferno of manliness? I clicked. I blinked. I smiled. That is one HOT model and one beauteous arse! It really is my lucky day.

(brought to you by the cover of Lady Six Sky: http://www.jasminejade.com/p-4883-lady-six-sky.aspx)

4) You’ve just been let loose in the world of fiction, with permission to do anyone you want. Who do you fuck first and why?

Oh dear…what a conundrum. There are any number of my own heroes, but that goes without saying. I’m afraid it would be most difficult to choose. There’s Phineas Fogg (of Around the World in Eighty Days), I do so like a competent man that I could corrupt thoroughly. There’s Nikola Tesla, the vampire version from the television show Sanctuary – brilliant, sexy and deadly – he sends shivers up my spine, the good kind. There’s Captain Frederick Wentworth from Persuasion, who excels at letter writing prowess, and constancy. I’m afraid Nikola Tesla wins out though – but I reserve the right to flirt outrageously with Jeeves from PG Wodehouse’s work, and at least squeeze Eric Northman’s arse and exchange a long, sultry kiss with Lord Maccon from Soulless. Goodness, I think I’m a literary slut.

5) What is your idea of how to spend romantic time with your significant other?

Time, pure and simple. Dinner is lovely, but a movie or a show doesn’t really let you talk and really appreciate each other. My favorite is a spa or bathhouse. No longer the raunchy hideout of 70s porn, there’s a spa bathhouse in a nearby town that lets you spend several hours in deliciously hot water with a cold plunge and a sauna, all in a little piece of tranquil heaven, for less than the price of two movie tickets and popcorn. A bath and time to talk and massage each other? That is true romance. Especially if you can sneak in a bottle of champaign.

6) When you start a new story, do you begin with a character, or a plot?

It really varies. Some stories have come to me out of a situation, and the characters grow from there. Seeds of Garnet started off as a futuristic telling of the Persephone myth, and the characters came afterwards and grew from that original idea. But with a story like Enchant the Dawn, it was the setting that came first. I was challenged to write a book in the 1920s in NYC, and before I knew it, Sophia my heroine was whispering naughty things in my ear and the plot came into being with her say so, so that was a collaboration between the perfect location and a plucky personality. Often for me, the setting and the character are very intertwined, as I think your environment does truly help shape who you are and how you face challenges.

7) If they were to make the story of your life into a movie, who should play you?

Oh dear…given the skinny scrawny nature of most actresses, casting is not an easy task at all. I’m contemplating some odd mix of Claire Danes, Eliza Dushku and Christina Ricci. But all of them are too short and too thin. They’ve got the necessary attitude though!

8) Who’s your favorite horror villain and why?

Does Lord Voldemort count? Because if not, he should. Simply marvelous. And very entertaining on Twitter.

9) Do you have an historical crush and if so, who is it?

Oh, there’s many. Nikola Tesla (the real one). Samuel Clemens, definitely. And I am still in awe of George Washington. It takes great strength to give up being a king. I’m

also very fond of Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden.

10) Is there a story that you’d like to tell but you think the world isn’t ready to receive it?

I would love to write a romance involving a mother to a child with special needs. So often, caretakers are pushed into a role and allowed no life, no outside existence. But that doesn’t mean they aren’t still people, with needs and desires and passions. If I can find a way to do it that doesn’t sound too preachy, I will write it!

So, take a stab at answering one of Julie's Rick Reed Questions in a comment and you'll be entered to win a signed copy of "Some Like It Sweet"! Winners will be chosen after 9 PM PST.

Elaine Lowe

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Dina
13 years ago

love the pic with the necklace candy, never looked so yummy. 😉

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Dina
13 years ago

forgot to answer ?. If I had an other, I always wanted to so stay at a pool suite with the pool in the room, looks so nice, also just go to movies and have fun together.

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Diane
13 years ago

I'll try the historical crush question (the trouble is that many were publicly great, but a personal mess), but I'll go with Thomas Jefferson, and runner-ups George Washington & John Adams.
sallans d at yahoo dot com

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- Elaine Lowe
  13 years ago AUTHOR
  
  All three of those were amazing men! But I couldn’t possibly take John away from his Abigail – they were so amazing together.
  
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JoAnna B
13 years ago

Now these are tough questions. 🙂
Here is the one I picked..
You’ve just been let loose in the world of fiction, with permission to do anyone you want. Who do you fuck first and why?
Ok, so this one is really hard because there are a lot of hot heroes I would love to get my hands on and I would love a menage with a lot of them. But after thinking about it most shifters and vamps really don't share. And I started thinking about the heroes that do share. And I remember the Shareem, men created to pleasure women. It is a series of written by Allyson James. And while these boys don't like to share too much, when they first meet their woman they introduce them to their world. Oh my! If you haven't checked read the Tales of the Shareem, you should check them out.
beckerjo at verizon dot net

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- Elaine Lowe
  13 years ago AUTHOR
  
  Thanks for the tip JoAnna! Great answer!
  
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Tami
13 years ago

A romantic time with my fiance would be time completely alone and both of us having lost our cell phones and laptops.

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- Elaine Lowe
  13 years ago AUTHOR
  
  the loss of cellphone/laptop/electronic nannies are an absolute must for good romantic time. Must be why I write so many historicals…no smartphones!
  
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MaryC
13 years ago

I'd choose Alan Rickman's portrayal of the Sheriff of Nottingham.

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- Elaine Lowe
  13 years ago AUTHOR
  
  Oh yum! I am such an Alan Rickman fangirl. Very very good taste!
  
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GladysMP
13 years ago

I definitely am not the model housekeeper. I would much rather read a novel or work in my flower beds than mop, clean toilets or dust blinds, but periodically I do get the urge to get this place at least presentable. Unexpected company still too often finds my home in its usual pathetic state. Why don't such visitors ever come right after one of my energetic housekeeping spurts?

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- Elaine Lowe
  13 years ago AUTHOR
  
  I have the exact same problem! Often I’ll make up an excuse to invite people over to show off the clean house – and of course it gets dirty again from the folks having fun. Alas, chaos and entropy is inevitable.
  
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Karen C
13 years ago

Q#1 – I would want to be marooned with my husband and a knife. He's like MacGyver and would we be quite comfortable on that island! Q#7 – Roarke from JD Robb's In Death series.

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- Elaine Lowe
  13 years ago AUTHOR
  
  Gotta love those handy men! Great pick for Q7. Thanks for commenting!
  
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SheilaF
13 years ago

I"ll answer number 4 Can't I just start from a and finish with z. lol This is a tough question cause you have Lora leigh hero's that make you want one of your own. To lori Foster, Lauren Dane Chase brothers, to May Banks hero's which you want one of each. So many hero's and so little time.lol The one I would pick as number 1 to see first is Mercury from Lora Leighs Mercury's war.

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- Elaine Lowe
  13 years ago AUTHOR
  
  Oh, that is definitely a great pick Sheila! Thanks for your comment.
  
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