SPAM

Do you realize that since I took over this blog…..whenever I did it….there have been almost SIX THOUSANDS spam messages?  Isn’t that insane?  Do people out there really think I’m interested in making my penis bigger, longer, thicker, wider, or even hair free?  My God…I’m lucky to keep the one in my house on good behavior without using a whip.

I can’t believe there are so many “companies” in the world that they sneak their slimy selves into my inbox every day.  Every minute!  I love hearing from you all, so don’t worry because I read everything and moderate when I can.  This is why sometimes you’ll comment on something and it takes a few days for it to appear on the site.  I have to sift through the crap to get to it.  Honestly, it’s like cleaning the horse stall and climbing over a pile of shit just to get to the hay.  Forget the needle in the haystack…we’re trying to find hay in the shitstack!

It really annoys me.  We live in a world where there is free speech, yes, but there are those who are going to ruin it for the rest of us who are trying to say something worthwhile (I’m standing on my own gold soapbox you know) or at least something people want to read.  Do you really want to learn how to give him a great sexual experience?  Someone whose only job is to click a button on a computer to send you this can’t really have any experience in anything but a remote control, a dirty video and clean sheets on the side.  Oh, and a strong hand.

I hope we don’t get to the point where these people infiltrate our children. Get your spam folders up to date, be sure and check your kids’ emails and set them to only receive emails from their contacts.  It can be done – I did it myself on my home computer for personal emails.  You can control this to a point.  Otherwise you’re going to have to sift through the enlarged penises (whatever), gambling to save your life (that’s an oxymoron if I ever heard one), and being the best person you can be.  How about we just rely on the same old thing we did before the internet?  Friends, family, and … of course, ME!  Have a good one.