(Written from the POV of Daniel Webb, the main character in Ana Hart's One Powerful Addiction Series)
Hey, everyone. I'm Daniel Webb from the Middle of Nowhere, Arkansas (ie. Stone Hills) and uh… yeah. Ana makes me do these guest posts from time-to-time. I guess because she's too lazy to write them herself, you know? Or whatever.
So, anyway, I decided to write about how to survive a messy breakup, so here goes nothing.
Don't Pick A Fight With the New Douchebag (uh, Boyfriend)
Let's just say that your best friend happens to drag you out to a local bar against your will and while there you happen to see your ex sucking face with some surfer boy wannabe who should probably lay off the steroids (and who also has a ridiculous ass name) … hypothetically speaking, of course. It's best to take the high road and not approach them and make inappropriate small penis jokes and try to pick a fight.
Really, we're all adults here, right?
Pick Up a New Hobby
Maybe you've always wanted to know how to knit or how to weave baskets or … whatever. Anyway, now would be a great time to pick up a new hobby to, you know, take your mind off things. Just try not to get yourself addicted to some sort of crazy substance, like the supernatural powers of an elder spirit of the Lower World, for instance. It just kind of ends up complicating things in the long run.
Stick to knitting.
Try Not to Rebound
Rebounding after a messy breakup is never the way to go … unless the person in question is just really f**king hot. Then, you can make an exception. You can always make an exception.
Right?
Yeah. Maybe it'd be best if I didn't try to give dating advice.
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Want more Daniel? Check out his books, REBORN and ADDICTED.
Want to see Ana's take on how NOT to break up with someone? Check out the YouTube video here!
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