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Beyotching with Bonnie

Summer is almost here, the weather is gorgeous, and swimming season is just around the corner. So what's to beyotch about? Getting into the swimsuit! O-M-G. I wouldn't get twenty again for all the tea in China, but I would take the body. They say that after forty, a woman has to workout an hour a day JUST TO MAINTAIN THEIR CURRENT WEIGHT. No way! Chuck Norris promises six to eight minutes a day with his workout system. I'm with Chuck–and he'd better deliver because if he doesn't, I'll show him some kick boxing moves he's never seen!

Happy summer!

2 Comments

  1. Holly Robinson
    Holly Robinson on June 11, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Oh, yes, I know what you mean!  I just wondered recently if I could possibly ask my daughter to be my body double for my next author photo!

    Reply
  2. Bonnie
    Bonnie on June 14, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    ROFL. I'll have to remember that one.

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