Okay… I know these things are the ‘craze’ lately, but I just have to say something. Who on earth ever came up with the idea to shove a string up our ass and cover the frontal ‘area’ with a tiny little triangle that hides nothing?? Are we flossing at both ends now, or what?
I had to buy one and try it out, to see why so many women are choosing to go with this fashion. And I stick to my opinion that anything fashionable usually means it’s either too tight, too uncomfortable, or meant for women size 6 and under. And the thong is NO exception.
Have you looked at yourself in the mirror once putting these things on? The site of two cellulite twins, bubbly and wrinkled, is so not attractive. I realize that no one else sees these things, but to have that shoved up my crack for hours on end was not fun. And has anyone thought of skid marks? Gross! No one can control the gas from that end unless they’re willing to explode at some point and time. And what about chaffing? Men are picking at their balls, while we women get to pull strings from our butts. And who is the wiser sex?
I sat in the mall the other day and cautiously observed many people walking by – not wanting to be considered a stalker or anything. I will say that the thong can give some women a nicer shape, but it also sticks out from the top of their pants more noticeably. And some women, like myself, show off their bubbly butts if they wear the wrong type of pants. Honestly – do some people look at themselves in the mirror before leaving home? Does no one tell them that they look like two ton tessie out on the town?
I am NOT the person to wear a thong. If you can, more power to you. In the meantime I’m still trying to find that skinny little piece of material that went up my ass and disappeared into the abyss.
That’s today’s brew!
4 COMMENTS
Maura
18 years agoEEEEW! There is nothing attractive or comfortable about them. Didn’t people used to make fun of people with their underwear up their butts? I also don’t get the attraction of having it show above the pant waistline, either women’s thongs or men’s boxers. It seems like the rebuttal to plumber’s cracks and neither are anything I want to see.
Lori
18 years agoI agree, Maura! My sister tried to get me to cross over to the other side, but I enjoy not having to pick a string out of my backside!
Bonnie, keep up your blogs! I love em!!
Lori
Jenna
18 years agoThat looks like two fine hams shoved down the back of yo.. *coughs*
No! this is not how it looks LOL!! I can tell you that I buy the undies that say on the package “Will not ride up with wear” I don’t buy granny panties, as I’m short and they’d be up under my chin, however, floss ain’t is for the teeth not the underneath. Go Bonnie!!
Karen
18 years agoAugust 23rd, 2006 at 3:43 pm
ROTF
I have tried them!
My daughter loves them!
And yes wears the jeans to show them off.
Oh goodness I can remember when we had the bell bottoms, they were cut low on the hips 20 years ago LOL.