Number 1: You don’t have to worry about what to wear.

Number 2: You never have to do laundry.

Number 3: Showers are obsolete.

Number 4: There’s no need to watch your weight. Dead people
don’t diet.

Number 5: Wondering what to make for dinner is easy. Brains,
Brains, Brains.

Number 6: You can walk as slow as you like and not worry
that the guy behind you is going to nag you to “Hurry Up”

Number 7: Thinking is overrated.

Number 8: Who needs a job when food is free and you don’t
ever have to sleep, hence no need for a home.

Number 9: Being brain dead is a good thing.

Number 10: You can rule a city without a lengthy campaign
system and voting.

Number 11: Despite the lack of intelligence, you can wipe
out towns and cities alike in no time.

Number 12: A grunt and moan is all you need to convey
yourself.

Number 13: And lastly: People
are afraid of you.