Greetings and salutations! The fact you are here proves you are intrepid travelers, treasure seekers and lovers of adventure. Come aboard my airship, Hy Brazeal, and let us fare forth to seek those goals!

By the way, I am Alanna Quatrefoil, adventuress extraordinaire. To while away any slow times between adventures today I propose to share with you a bit of my story. Though I seldom confess to it, I grew up on the mean streets of Dublin, and for the seventh child of hod carrier Paddy O’Doyle, I daresay I have done quite well for myself. Fate has been kind and may it treat you the same!