GINGER SIMPSON
ISBN#1-4241-0588-9
January 2006
Publishamerica, LLLP.
www.publishamerica.com
E-Book
$9.95
56 Pages
Humor
Rating:
For all of you young, vibrant, perky boobed woman out there, take heed. No matter what
you do, time and gravity will prevail. Here are just a few warning signs to let you know
that you are getting older. The effects of weight loss on an older body usually leaves
jowls, and the remedies for that? Liposuction or facelift, and they only make you look like
a Chinese snake; slanty-eyes and no lips.
Your breasts will eventually lose their perkiness and resemble two socks with marbles in
the toes. As gravity takes them on a journey south, you will have to resist the urge to fling
them over your shoulders to get them out of your way. And guess what? When you lean
over a keyboard they tend to either play an unrecognizable tune or type gibberish.
Old people have always claimed to be able to predict the weather with their aches and
pains. Although there is no scientific research to support this claim, your old joint injuries
will foretell a storm front better than the weather man. Pay attention to your knees and
pack for inclement weather, it is coming.
Ms. Ginger Simpson has written a hilarious book about the ravages of time on the
female body. I instantly agreed with all of her examples and had a lot of fun reading it. I
laughed out loud at some of her adventures in the land of the senior citizens. I highly
recommend this book to any woman.
Kathy
Reviewer for Coffee Time Romance
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